Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.

-Dale Turner-

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

What I Did Today

Today I met up with some old friends of mine. Freddifer and Leslie. No, those aren't their names.

Yes they are.

They're great fun. Have you ever driven a tank? They let me drive their tank. No, they didn't. They didn't trust me. But I got to ride around with them.

We're going to have so much fun together.

No we're not.

Shut up.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun

I'm not a sadistic killer like Dr. Morningstar. Yes I am. No I'm not. Well, maybe a bit.

But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy the thrill of the hunt.

Ha. Ha. Hunt. See what I did there? I don't. Yes, I do, I made the joke!

I'm going to have a great time.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Back To Business

Now that the twerp is gone, I can move on. No I can't. Yes I can.

So just don't be too scared if you see me. I promise I'll make it quick.

Ha. Ha. Yeah, right.

Shut up.

Friday, April 8, 2011

I've Put In My Input

Oh, the rain is lovely. Isn't it, Jocey boy?

Sunday, April 3, 2011

I Applaud In Your General Direction

That is to say, you did a very nice job of hiding that message! No you didn't. I would have thought it would be a bit cleaner...it was beautifully done. A masterpiece. Of garbage.

It doesn't matter, anyway. He's gone. No he's not. Yes, he is. Ah, I love it when I can agree!

Thursday, March 31, 2011


One two three four five six seven eight nine ten.

I saw your picture! It doesn't do me justice. Yes it does. No, it doesn't. Shut it.

Why not take his memories?


That'd be fun! No it wouldn't.



Monday, March 28, 2011


But...it was so...how did they...
The Master will not punish us. We are His ever-faithful. We are His stalwart warriors. We are His.
The Master will give us another chance.
Five days.
The pain will return in five days.
And then again.
And again.
And again.
You will not escape without MY say-so.
You will have no one to help you.
I am MAZE.
I am an expert in confusion and torture.
The Master will not punish us. He That Is forgives.
Some of you call yourselves equals with He That Is.
You sometimes say He is your friend.
That He loves you and treats you kindly.
He That Is does not appreciate such blasphemy.
The Master will not punish us. He That Is is generous.
The Master is forgiving.
The Master loves us.